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January Cure Weekend 1- Flowers and Floor

06 Friday Jan 2017

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Kraken puppy. She’s so cute… when she’s sleeping.

For Cure newbies, welcome to Cure hell. For Cure Veterans, yup, it’s ba-aack.  Before you whine too much, just be glad you a. Don’t live on a farm (unless you do, then come whine with me), b. Don’t live on a farm that that just experienced a deluge of biblical proportions Twice in one week (unless, of course you do, then come whine by me and share my vodka). It is going to be weeks before we dry out here. Removing shoes doesn’t help. I’d have to strip at the door not to carry this stuff in with me and I’ve done so on several occasions recently. Can’t strip a large, hairy, muddy dog, however.

Hay, mingled with hair from the ever shedding and exuberant Kraken puppy and dried mud turned to tiny pebbles lines every corner of the house and I have no idea how it spreads that far because neither I, nor the Kraken puppy, spend time in corners. Underneath the hair, hay and mud dust lies the normal grunge. This will take all three days to “Cure”. One day to vacuum every inch (even knowing in my soul the crud will return within hours), one day to scrub every inch of floor and baseboard, and a third day to do it all over again to get a passably clean floor throughout the house.

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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I’ll wait until I feed the critters to get started on this. That way, the vacuumed floor will actually stay good until sunset. When I have to clean like this, I find myself dreaming of a tidy home in a city “Somewhere That’s Green”. One trip to town during snowbird season in Sun City, cures me of that dream in 15 minutes.

I’ll keep you posted. Time to feed all the mouths around here and change the vacuum cleaner bag.

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Day 3 January Cure 2017- Purge the Pantry vs Cabinet Cleanout

04 Wednesday Jan 2017

Posted by Jean in Home and other Repairs, January Cure 2017

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I think this is the first time I’ve had to swap out a task during the Cure. Today’s assignment is to purge the pantry of unused items that you know in your heart of hearts will never be used, items that are past their expiration date and things that just don’t belong there. Unfortunately, my pantry is right next to the AC intake and the technician from the AC company will be here this morning performing routine upkeep duties for a couple of hours and a ladder will be blocking the pantry doors. As soon as he leaves I have to run up to Wickenburg to pick up a couple of bales of alfalfa hay that I should have picked up yesterday, and then spend some quality time with rain soaked pony stalls and the muddy barn aisle.

I do, however, have a cabinet in the kitchen, well away from where the AC dude will be working, that needs a good hearty purging. It’s got a lot of cool stuff in there that I would use, if I could find it. So, I will swap out the Purge the Pantry task with the Cabinet Cleanout mission that is coming up on everyone’s calendars on the 17th. Thankfully, tomorrow’s easy mission is to set up the outbox because I get to spend quality time with my mother-in-law tomorrow and need to tighten doorknobs to get them off my list.

This is the problem cabinet. Adding to the issue of too much stuff in there that needs to be pitched, is the fact that this is a corner cabinet of which only one third is visible when opening the door. Inevitably, stuff gets buried in the sides where it’s not easy to see. I don’t see an easy (read as affordable) solution to this dilemma, so I’m off to do the best I can with what I’ve got.

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The middle shelf and top shelf are going to be trouble. Except for the items in the front of the middle shelf, I’m pretty sure everything else on those two was packed there by my 6’4″ husband. I have several shelves like these in the house that have stuff I could probably use that he put out of my reach. I’m adding those to my list of things to do once a month so I can reclaim some nifty items.

Cool tools. I’d never tried to use this little step stool I picked up on sale at Home Depot 6 months or so ago. Since I had a counter top and cabinets to cling to for balance, I could at least reach the front of those upper shelves without fear for life or traumatic brain injury. The cabinet is deep however and my honey had crammed it full to the very back corners. BBQ tongs to the rescue!

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Amidst the expired peanut butter, stale crackers, Christmas candy stash from 2 years ago and a year old bag of tortilla chips (eww), I found an amazing array of coffee mugs I’d forgotten we had. They aren’t microwave safe and are really too big for coffee, but they were great for soups. My husband didn’t like them for coffee because it cooled to quickly in them and he thought they were redundant since we already have soup bowls and he was probably right. I will likely put them in the outbox, but I remember the folks that gave them to us so I’ll think on that a bit and see if I can come up with something useful to do with them.

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These two cuties! I’d gotten these at separate garage sales years ago and used to keep sugar and creamer in them for when guests came by for coffee. Unfortunately, it seems no one has ever heard of “coming by for coffee” anymore, but they’re keepers none-the-less.

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SCORE! I knew I’d gotten two jars of Mayhaw jelly on amazon last summer. This is what I get for hoarding things I can’t readily find here, it gets buried behind other things and I can’t remember where I stashed it “for later”.  Toast and Mayhaw Jelly just got put on the breakfast menu this morning.

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And TaDA! Cabinet is cleared, cleaned and organized. 3/4 of the cabinet is empty. What you see is all there is. Nothing is hiding behind it that front row. Kind of a shame to have all that wasted space behind but I wasn’t the builder, so it’s not my fault.

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Okay, I’m outta here. The hounds and Kraken puppy are making we’re hungry noises, the ponies, goats and chickens need tending and the A/C dude will be here in an hour. Good luck with your pantry purges today folks!

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Day 2 January Cure 2017- Making a List (humming- checking it twice)

03 Tuesday Jan 2017

Posted by Jean in Home and other Repairs, Home Decor, January Cure 2017

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Today’s assignment is to make a list of all problem areas, large and small in the entire house. From burned out lightbulbs and loose doorknobs to jammed full closets, disorganized cabinets to repairs and improvements.

This is my third year participating in this Cure and each year this list has made huge improvements in my house. Every year this list makes me tackle those dark places that groan in the night.. no wait, that’s the voice in my head that groans when I think about them.

Don’t get put off by all the things that are on your list. I’ve had some huge and daunting tasks on my master list, from my laundry room hell to the pit of despair that was my husband’s office which became the place where everything went we didn’t know what else to do with. While we did manage a nearly complete redo of the double closet in the laundry room, there was no way to handle the office of doom during the Cure. This was something we simply kept working at a bit at a time because we needed to make it work as an office, a craft room and a guest room. This required many measurements, much planning and a lot of building.

Our big project for the Cure in 2015 was the laundry room. It is a tiny room. Barely wide enough to fit the washer and dryer on one wall. On the opposing wall there was a shallow closet hidden by double sliding doors where everything got stuffed and hidden. The room is so small it wasn’t as long as those sliding doors we removed. We found this fact when my son was taking the doors out of the house one at a time and left one leaning against the laundry side of the door to the kitchen. I peeked in to see how he was progressing, knocked the door over where it wedged itself between the door to the kitchen and the door to the garage. I tried to save the situation by reaching through to catch the door before it fell, missed and my arm got pinned in the door.  It was funny as hell actually so don’t gasp. In spite of all the gasps, giggles and cursing, we got it done and it made for some amusing and impressive blog posts.

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The Cure shows that everything can be done in small bits so that it doesn’t overwhelm and yet leads toward a clean and functional home.

During last year’s Cure the office where everything got stuffed was our big project.  This is what it looked like on January 10.

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This is what the office looked like at the end of the 2016 Cure

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And this is what it looked like later last spring when we got it finished and working to suit our needs.

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One messy drawer here, one cluttered cabinet there, one loose doorknob a week, one dark corner a month, your master list is there to keep the problem areas in focus.  Some large areas like our office/guest room/craft room, might take several months of planning, some hard tasks like our laundry room might take a month in small bits and pieces. The thing is to slowly keep chipping away at them and not worry about the time it takes. Every clean shelf in those seriously problematic places makes a huge difference in the appearance of the room and, therefore, your outlook on the task at hand.

So, here is my list for January 2017:

Loose doorknobs: Master bedroom door, Laundry door

Light fixtures: Clean and replace bulbs

Cabinet under sink: Clean and organize

Spice cabinet: ugh, just do something to make it work

Long term: Guest room closet: Jeeeez just DO it.

Cord jumble behind TV.

Clear out trunks to store china. Get rid of china cabinets.

Wash Windows, Mirrors and Door glass

Straighten Laundry Room and wipe down washer and dryer and add another bin for the Kraken’s Chow

Paint doors

Choose new paint for den

Stain and replace hound chewed baseboard in guest bathroom.

Wash guest bath curtain

Sew fresh curtains for Den

Clean book/plant shelf in den

Either sell or give away piano or sign us both up for piano lessons.

Organize drawers under TV.

Big Project: Walk in closets in Master Bedroom: Go through clothes and send 3/4 to charity. Rip out carpet and ready floors for tile. Remove closet doors and switch them to open outward. (I see some cussing coming here.) Stain and install shelving (I see a mess and more cussing coming here.)

So, ready your master list! Start small on the big projects by aiming to clear one shelf or one corner a day. Just one 30 minute task at a time. A bulb or doorknob a day your way to a better home.

 

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January Cure 2017 Day 1

02 Monday Jan 2017

Posted by Jean in Home and other Repairs, Home Decor, January Cure 2017

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I woke up with coffee while refreshing the Apartment Therapy page, anxiously awaiting the whip and chair that will force me to clean house from top to bottom in one month. I have surely slipped into some alternate reality where I look forward to the torture that is cleaning my house.

How this can happen is beyond me but it’s happened 3 years running now. It’s the mop and bucket family reunion. I have Harry Potter online friends, horse owning online friends, and Apartment Therapy’s January Cure has given me a very large group of non-clean freak friends that are almost as disorganized as I am. This is the real reason I tune in and get excited at the end of December. My buddies! I live for reading the discussions, commenting on posts, posting myself and getting to know everyone.

HAZZAH!! The first assignment was just posted and it is NOT THE FLOORS! WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT! Today’s assignment is to declutter just one single drawer. How easy is that? Of course, you haven’t seen my nightstand drawers. I’ll pick the worst one. Top drawer, left nightstand.  I will take before and after pictures. It’s really a mess. Little odds and ends. Guaranteed to take an hour to sort through, pitch and relocate all those odds and ends.

But there’s a problem here. No flowers? We’re not supposed to run out and get ourselves a bouquet? Every year I’ve done this we’ve first had to get flowers to perk ourselves up for the tasks ahead. Every year I’ve immediately looked at my cluttered and disheveled counters full of mail, baking ingredients, gifts that haven’t been put away, snacks, etc. and thought “Okay, so where do I shove a vase of flowers? Between the bags of flour and sugar or can I shove those tins of cookies and popcorn out of the way enough to make room?” But not this year! This year I had company in for the weekend so I had to make the clutter disappear by friday. This year I have plenty of room for flowers so it’s only appropriate that this year they’re left off the first day to-do list. I call MALARKEY and I’m going to be a rebel and pick up flowers anyway.

Okay, so, it wasn’t what I’d consider “easy”. Easy is mixing a shot of Frangelico in a cup of eggnog and watching something on Netflix. Cleaning the dreaded nightstand drawer was like uncovering an archaeological site wherein several civilizations are buried.

 

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So I removed the top layers and found a first gen iPod, 7 old pairs of reading glasses, two dozen pens of various types, jewelry, pills, birth certificate, old check book (from 10 years ago), thermometer, hand creams, chapstick, several pairs of ancient earbuds tangled up with everything else in that drawer, bottle caps, hair bands, hair clasps, chocolate frog cards, bubble gum turned to granite, a couple of “neat rocks”, old bankcards (5 to 8 years old), candy wrappers and book lights.

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What’s worse than a bunch of totally useless, non-working junk taking up space in a drawer? The bottom layer of fuzz, critter hair, and change, that’s what.

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There may have been enough change in this drawer to take myself out to lunch at some place fancier than a fast food burger joint. Obviously, I need to eat larger pickles because just this change filled 3/4 of a dill spears jar.

The end result, is the jewelry I couldn’t find is now in it’s proper place where I can find it, things I often actually need at bed time are where they can be reached at bed time, hardware has been moved to where hardware should go, the glasses are bagged up for charity, the now-I-know-where-all-my-pens-went pens are now with office supplies in a closet that was “Cured” last year and has remained healthy for an entire year,  medications and supplies are in the medicine cabinet or first aid basket in the pantry, and the drawer is vacuumed and wiped clean.

TaDA!

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Billiam’s List Bedroom Tile: Pat us on the head!

16 Sunday Oct 2016

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TaDAAA!

It is taking longer to complete the project than we anticipated, but it’s going wonderfully well considering we’ve only had about 12 hours of actual tiling to work with. John, has never participated in the tiling efforts of past projects but you would never know it. The experience I gained on those past projects as tiling helper has, to my amazement, come back to me.  We’ve had to stop and think out a few issues but luckily those issues were spotted well ahead of time, planned for and we sailed right on through them. I think, if we did this every day (like THAT is going to happen BAHAHAHAHA) we could do this professionally and get the job done in two days rather than a week and be as good as the best tile professionals out there. Yes, our little job is looking that good. We’re very proud of it so far and I know Billiam would be too.

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Just look at that perfect edge on a slightly off square wall!

The walls are off square, thankfully, not as much as Billiam guesstimated, but by adjusting the width of the grout lines ever so slightly we made the thing look perfect because the line of tile is straight and the cut tiles are all even. Tiles that had to be cut to fit at the doors and door facings matched up so perfectly it’s difficult to realize that there are even cut tiles there. They just look like the baseboards were installed over the full tiles.

In spite of the difficulties surrounding our poor little abused wet saw, I have prevailed. Tile cutting was always my job so that Billiam wouldn’t have to get up and down so often and I got pretty darned good at it.

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One of the tiles I cut to fit a doorway. (In the dark, with a flashlight between my teeth)

So, yes. We’re pretty stoked about it. John’s work schedule, is, of course, ridiculous so the grout is going to take a few days. When Billiam and I did the tile in the den we had a hard time choosing between two grout colors. One was a dark brown, “Chocolate”, and the other was a few shades lighter, “Nutmeg”. We ended up choosing the lighter color and we were disappointed in how it looked once the grout had cured. It still looks great, but it wasn’t what we thought it was going to be. This time around, I chose the “Chocolate”. I’m hoping it will be more like our original vision, but if it’s not, well, Chocolate in the bedroom just cannot possibly be a bad thing right?

Grout and grouting tools are ready and on standby, waiting for John to have another morning shift. Thank goodness I didn’t decide to tile the bedroom before we turned the old office into a guestroom.

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